Rapunzel. Narfi style.

The sun's heat was beating down on the tall tower, where a young girl was sitting. The young girl was cleaning, trying to keep her dirty blonde hair out of the way. And failing. She had never cleaned her hair, not once. So it was greasy, long, dirty hair. That reached out of the tower and to the ground. This girl happened to be called Rapunzel.

Oh, and she had dead bodies in her hair, was that mentioned? Rapunzel had been stolen from her parents in their Kingdom by a jealous witch who raised her as a servant. The Witch would come every day to see how Rapunzel was and give her some food, but not too much, she didn't want her to be fat. Rapunzel was cleaning because it was only a few hours before The Witch came. Meaning Rapunzel had to make everything spotless in time for her arrival.

Rapunzel was a pretty woman, and had many suitors. Most of them tried to free her by climbing up her hair, they tripped and snapped their necks, getting tangled in her long locks. The Witch would make Rapunzel work even harder when she saw a new addition to the growing amount of dead bodies in her hair.

"Rapunzel! Oi, Rapunzel!"
Rapunzel ignored the voice and carried on cleaning. Eventually, she felt a tugging on her hair and rushed to the window, her current suitor was climbing up her hair.
"What are you doing?" She hissed, her face twisted into a scowl.
"Trying to free you!"
Rapunzel rolled her dark eyes, glaring down at the man. "Get OFF!"
"You want to be free, don't you?!"
" . . . Well, yes. But you're only going to-"
"Then at least let me try!"
The determined look in her eyes made Rapunzel hesitate, maybe he would succeed? Maybe she would be freed? The sudden hope that flared in her refused to be quenched and she smiled down at the Suitor. "Okay then."

Of course, it didn't take long for him to snap his neck. Rapunzel tried to shake him out of her hair but he only got tangled. She wasn't too panicked until she heard; "Rapunzeeel!" Called out in a sing-song voice. She looked around at the messy tower and looked down to the ground. Maybe she could escape? She looped her hair around the bed and lumped out the window, keeping a firm hold on her hair. Her head stung as the hair pulled in the other direction. She almost reached the ground before she ran out of hair. So she hung, suspended, about halfway down the tower. She started to panic.

The Witch eventually appeared, looking out of the window from Rapunzel's bedroom, she looked up to see her and started crying.
"Rapunzel! You betrayed me, why?" The Witch sounded genuinely hurt, causing Rapunzel to cry more.
The Witch start cutting on Rapunzel's hair, causing her to panic. "No, no, no, no, no!"
"Haha! Yes!" She cackled as the last of Rapunzel's hair was caught, and she fell.

If this were a happy story, Rapunzel would have somehow Ninja'd out and saved herself. However, it's not, it's a Narfified story. And Narfi's a bitter girl. So Rapunzel fell to her bloody death and people found her mangled body, assumed it was a dead dog and poked it with a stick, then moved on.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Narfi out.